ABILITIES: Flight, night-vision, razor-sharp 'flicking' needles from the wrists, bad jokes and sarcasm.
NOTES: Famed urban myth of 'the city', this Southern English moth-man bears an uncanny resemblence to a certain West Virginian legend. It's long been believed by the people of Point Pleasant that 'Mothman' is an omen of some kind- perhaps a fallen angel or alien. The real secret of the moth-man however... is that he always seems to be in the wrong bleedin' place at the wrong bleedin' time.
AN INTERVIEW WITH MOTH
Question 1: If you had to describe yourself in five words, what would they be?
MOTH: Well, that's easy... smart, charming, great fashion sense... wait, that doesn't count as three words, does it? That'd be all five otherwise and I've still got two left. Can I shorten it to 'snappy dresser'? Bollocks, that's still two... Hmm... okay, actually I'll keep those two and have 'quick-witted' as the last one. Quick-witted has a hyphen, so that's got to be one word, hasn't it? Yeah: smart, charming, snappy dresser and quick-witted. I was going to say 'great arse' as well, but that's another two words and you could still argue that quick-witted was me getting two words for the price of one...
Question 2: What makes your skin crawl?
MOTH: Beetles. Don't ask me why. And don't go telling me how ironic it is. Trust me, Ozzy won't let 'the big bug that's squirmish of the little bugs' hear the end of it. Can't stand cockroaches either... they're not really beetles though, are they? Don't mind spiders though... figure they'll eat those bloody beetles before they get anywhere near me. And no, that's not me 'betraying my brothers' before you say anything...
Question 3: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be?
MOTH: That little town in West Virginia... what was it called? The one in that film with whats-his-face in it... you know, the guy from that other film with what's-her-name from that one about the conspiracy... was that her or someone else? Anyway, I'd go there. I hear they've got a statue of me there and everything. They're majorly into the whole 'bug-man' craze. Don't write 'moth-man' with a hyphen though... Well, that's how I do it... and I should know how to spell my own name by now... touch wood.
Question 4: Which famous role-model, living or dead, do you most idolise?
MOTH: Samuel L Jackson. They should have a statue of HIM up in that little town. Next question.
Question 5: Any advice for our readers?
MOTH: Don't sleep in church bell-towers. It may be "the house of God" but trust me, He doesn't give a damn how uncomfortable his guest rooms are.
