REAL NAME: n/a (stands for 'Combat & Reconnaissance Automated Biped- Mark I)
AGE: Unknown: model likely manufactured within past six months.
HEIGHT: 7ft 5inches
LIKES: Not programmed to 'like' anything.
DISLIKES: Not programmed to 'dislike' anything.
ABILITIES: Battle A.I, machete-blade claws, Titanium armour plating, cybernetic strength and agility, heat-vision, night-vision and targeting scopes, can make men cry like infants.
NOTES: Has currently been seen leaving a trail of devastation at Trent Pharmaceutical and BriMed offices and facilities. Believed to be an instrument of industrial sabotage, manufactured by ChemTech Industries- Trent and BriMed's largest nationwide competitor. Internal mechanisms make a ticking noise that closely mimics the beating of a heart.
AN INTERVIEW WITH C.R.A.B-I
Question 1: If you had to describe yourself in five words, what would they be?
C.R.A.B: Tick-tick... Tick-tick... Tick-tick...
Question 2: What makes your... urm... skin crawl?
C.R.A.B: Tick-tick... Tick-tick... Tick-tick...
Question 3: Urm... uh... If you c-could go anywhere in the w-world, where would y-you... No! Wait! PLEASE!! PLEASE, NO!! Oh God!! NOOO!!!!!
