C.R.A.B-I

     REAL NAME:  n/a  (stands for 'Combat & Reconnaissance Automated Biped- Mark I)

     AGE:  Unknown: model likely manufactured within past six months.

     HEIGHT: 7ft 5inches

     LIKES:  Not programmed to 'like' anything.

     DISLIKES:  Not programmed to 'dislike' anything.

     ABILITIES:  Battle A.I, machete-blade claws, Titanium armour plating, cybernetic strength and agility, heat-vision, night-vision and targeting scopes, can make men cry like infants.

     NOTES:  Has currently been seen leaving a trail of devastation at Trent Pharmaceutical and BriMed offices and facilities.  Believed to be an instrument of industrial sabotage, manufactured by ChemTech Industries- Trent and BriMed's largest nationwide competitor.  Internal mechanisms make a ticking noise that closely mimics the beating of a heart.

AN INTERVIEW WITH C.R.A.B-I

Question 1:  If you had to describe yourself in five words, what would they be?

C.R.A.B:  Tick-tick... Tick-tick... Tick-tick...

Question 2:  What makes your... urm... skin crawl?

C.R.A.B:  Tick-tick... Tick-tick... Tick-tick...

Question 3:  Urm... uh... If you c-could go anywhere in the w-world, where would y-you... No!  Wait!  PLEASE!!  PLEASE, NO!!  Oh God!!  NOOO!!!!! 

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